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The Cat was possessed by an Evil Spirit

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It happened at an awkward time this morning, probably somewhere dawn, I can’t tell.

I was awoken by a deep sound, like moaning or a noise you make when you scream in plea. The room was dark and I barely saw anything, and in my half asleep-half awake state it was hard to focus. The sound became louder and louder and it was coming near me, approaching at fast speed.

I saw Jin jumped on the bed, it was the cat who was making that deep sound, meowing unlike the ordinary ones he used to make like when he’s hungry or wants a scratch. He was walking briskly, turning and walking back and forth, back and forth.

I did not know what was wrong with him. He can’t possibly be hungry. He has his own food tray at one corner of the room. So what could be wrong?

But I must admit, I was too groggy to figure it out, clouded by sleepiness, my judgment failed. I thought whatever Jin wanted I could attend later in the morning, when the sun is up and God  is awake. Ignoring the loud, weird meowing of the cat, I went back to sleep, only to be stunned later when I again woke up. It was horrible.

I rose from a deep sleep only to find the face of Kulot, my sister, in a state between, well, I don’t know, I can’t find a word for it. But when she told me why, I… I…

I laughed so hard!

It turned out that Kulot got a very nasty present on her face when she woke up. Guess what.

Jin pooped on her bed, barely missing her face.

When Jin woke me up at dawn, apparently it was for me to open the door of our room so he could get out and do his thing outside. But I was too sleepy and groggy to figure it out! Having left without a choice, Jin pooped inside the room, but I can’t say he picked a very good location.

It’s like World War. And really, I understand where Kulot is coming from. When you wake up with poop in front of your face, it’s war.

When we were eating breakfast at around 10 am this morning, Kulot was throwing evil looks at Jin all the way. If they were knives, Jin’s shredded and diced so fine I could cover his poop with his own self as sand. Kulot told me to watch over Jin very, very carefully or else…

I talked to Jin, about what really happened, why did he pooped on Kulot’s bed near her face. Jin said, “Meow,” and using my animal language interpreting skills, I translated that into, “I got possessed by an evil spirit.”

Written by prinsesamusang

July 13, 2008 at 3:29 pm

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  1. Thank you

    Scoocheket

    August 11, 2008 at 1:33 am

  2. ang cute ni Jin! akin na lang xa hehe… wawang Kulot :(

    chroneicon

    August 10, 2008 at 10:48 am

  3. ma jasmin,
    apparently may word na awoken haha kasi hindi siya naspell check dito. haha. tama nga po too independent ang pusa, kaya nga gusto ko pag pinapansin ako ng pusa eh kasi parang hindi nila nature yun pero ganun siya sakin. haha

    prinsesamusang

    July 26, 2008 at 10:26 pm

  4. Sa 2nd paragraph mo- meron bang word na “awoken”? Alam ko “awaken” unless obsolete na ang alam ko at nowadays yours is acceptable .
    used to love cats when I was in Pinas coz they don’t smell pero now i prefer dogs kasi I found then more affectionate. cats—–too independent

    mama jasmin

    July 25, 2008 at 11:12 pm

  5. villmrk,
    nakakatawa ka talaga, talagang dito mo pa sinagot ang comment ko. lol

    prinsesamusang

    July 23, 2008 at 2:36 pm

  6. hahaha… dedz ako dun.. bka ako tapusin nun hehehe…(rep: Banat ni Bek) hehehe

    villmrk

    July 21, 2008 at 6:26 pm

  7. caryn,
    kanina nga pinagtripan ako ni jin nung madaling araw super ngiyaw akala ko natatae dalawang beses akong bumangon para pagbuksan siya ng pinto pero hindi siya lumabas! sa tingin ko nananaginip lang siya.

    utakmunggo,
    oo nga tama ka pero alam mo paborito niya talaga ihian at ebakan yung tabi ni kulot, basta pwesto yun ng excretory movement niya.

    prinsesamusang

    July 19, 2008 at 6:46 pm

  8. buti kamo di ginamit ni Jin na pang-cover ng uo ang mga unan sa paligid. eh kasi mga pusa nagkukober ng uo diba. ahaha

    utakmunggo

    July 19, 2008 at 3:48 pm

  9. wahahahaha! winner entertaining kwento. my dog used to do that to me too. at first, inignore ko, then when i found out she wanted to go out to pee, i started letting her out n a. hahaha!

    caryn

    July 19, 2008 at 1:44 pm

  10. bw,
    the first place i’d check for jin is on the tree at our backyard.

    B.K.,
    or maybe the spirit of diarrhea.

    potsquared,
    sobrang sweet baka patay na si jin pag uwi ko.

    dimaks,
    wag mo ilakas baka malaman ni kulot ang totoo. lol

    nova-san,
    guess kulot’s lucky. lol

    thess,
    it’s war between them, i tell you.

    prinsesamusang

    July 17, 2008 at 11:07 am

  11. Oh dear! may masamang nakain yata si Jin…poor sibling of yours.

    I hope all’s cool between them now, though.

    Thess

    July 17, 2008 at 5:01 am

  12. Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

    My dog did something similar when she was a puppy. She had gotten fixed, and I guess the medication was not sitting right with her stomach. She had diarrhea for days. It was a mess. She pooped everywhere, including on top of my blankets while I was sleeping! I was so so mad, but I knew it wasn’t her fault. It was just disgusting trying to clean everything.

    Definitely something to remember forever.

    nova-san

    July 17, 2008 at 4:42 am

  13. i thought the interpretation meant “you told me to, didn’t you?” lol.

    dimaks

    July 16, 2008 at 6:17 pm

  14. swerte naman ni kulot, at least hindi jackpot sa face…

    potsquared

    July 16, 2008 at 10:26 am

  15. CATS ALL WAYS PRESERVE THE EVIL SPIRIT LIKE PEAGEONS.
    B.K
    SAMBALPUR

    B.K.PUJARI

    July 15, 2008 at 11:57 pm

  16. LOL.. reminds me of a relative whose little 1 year old boy pooed in bed and rolled over her face… ouch :) I bet your sis won’t desire to have this happen a gain so Jin must watch out !

    bw

    July 15, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  17. mon,
    sira, pag naging siopao siya pano na lang ang itatag nating jin’s fans club.

    villmrk,
    oo sa tingin ko sa kaniya nga galing si ebak, ay depende pala kung anong kulay ni ebak.

    tina,
    alam mo iba talagang experience yun. rare.

    busha,
    sobrang inis talaga siya kay jin. kung nakakapatay lang ang tingin, nagluluksa na ko.

    wil,
    may litter box yun, nasa labas ngalang diko naipasok sa kwarto, ayun tuloy, sumabog sa higaan.

    prinsesamusang

    July 15, 2008 at 5:00 pm

  18. I guess the cat was trying to show who’s boss. hehe. My brother’s family owns several cats that aren’t allowed outside so they have litter boxes so the cats can do their business.

    Wil

    July 15, 2008 at 10:18 am

  19. gandang greeting ki sis kulot mo, hahaha ^_^… wag init ulo isipin nya nalang cake un….at ang halimuyak ay isang babala na sa simula ng pangyayaring iyon ay mag-ingat na sa maaari pang mangyari sa magdamag…

    ginawa ni tino yun para mi matutunan ang caregiver nia…. tino good job! hehehe^_^.

    busha

    July 15, 2008 at 10:10 am

  20. i can only imagine the horror of having to wake up with a poop in front. hehe. na LBM pala.. kaya moan ng moan. hehe.

    tina

    July 14, 2008 at 10:55 pm

  21. matapos ang nangyari… c kulot naman ang naposess hahahaha… lagot c jin… wenkwenk hahaha kay jin pla nanggaling c “EBAK” ay hahaha

    villmrk

    July 14, 2008 at 8:44 pm

  22. Siopao? Anyone? hahaha

    Richmond

    July 14, 2008 at 1:19 pm

  23. manilenya,
    oo, men siya. lol

    prinsesamusang

    July 14, 2008 at 9:52 am

  24. lol! kengkay :)
    danda pala ni Jin :) teka waffuu ba? ewan lol kailangan kong basahin ulit ang unang kwento ni Jin.

    manilenya

    July 14, 2008 at 9:45 am

  25. piapot,
    basta bantayan mo na lang si jin pag wala ako, baka ibigti siya, dapat mag ingat.

    K,
    i partly blame myself, i should’ve let him out. good thing he did not poop exactly on Kulot’s face.

    philos,
    well… is pooping on people’s faces a sign of demon incarnation?

    snglguy,
    it’s war, i tell you. when there’s a poop on your face, that’s like a nuke bomb on Christmas.

    mhar,
    siguro matatakot ka lalo kung naamoy mo. lol

    joyful chicken,
    no, this is proof that cat’s also get LBM. lol

    prinsesamusang

    July 14, 2008 at 8:34 am

  26. Hahaha :-D I love poop stories.

    And this is just more proof that cats are evil.

    joyfulchicken

    July 14, 2008 at 2:21 am

  27. weeeh… katakot. naalala ko tuloy yong kwento sa amin ng tungkol sa isang pusa sa world history ko nun. ewan, basta nakakatakot yun. short story yun actually.

    mhar

    July 13, 2008 at 11:50 pm

  28. Oh my… I can just imagine your sister’s disgust towards Jin. :-D

    snglguy

    July 13, 2008 at 10:46 pm

  29. And here I thought that cats were demon incarnates.

    philos

    July 13, 2008 at 10:12 pm

  30. Ewwwww! Naughty cat. I’d be pissed, I love cats but I hate their poop and stinky bins. On the other hand, maybe that’s a good sign, itaya mo sa lotto, 18 8 28 38, malay mo.

    K

    July 13, 2008 at 9:08 pm

  31. :-) Hahaha i can tell you it was horrible!!!! but anyway, jin actually escaped the hands of monster kulot! hahaha

    piapot

    July 13, 2008 at 5:42 pm


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