Cat Declares War: Meow!!!
See that cat? Normally he sleeps with his back turned but this time is special because my sister just pushed him over, the same way she does every time she catches him taking a nap after lunch.
The cat must have taken it personally this time because after he landed on his feet on the soil below, he gave my sister this WTF look, the one that all cats have that can only mean, “You’re so going down” [See appendix A]. My sister did not see it because after laughing out loud she turned to wash the dishes. But I saw it alright.
What the cat did next cannot be explained. He turned to the other side of the yard and emphatically popped his anger out, made brownies without a care, his peanut hole totally facing our direction… and he did not cover his thing! HOW DARE YOU!!!
You know one of the best things, I always said, in having cats at home is that they cover their mess, but this time the cat totally left it there, liquid and hot like a mousse in all its sucky glory, as if to say, “Do you think it’s stinky? Then FTW, you can clean it up! I’m a cat, who cares? Maybe I should push you over a cliff sometime!”
I swear it was totally like that. I’m not making it up.
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Appendix A: Sample of WTF (evil) look of cat (model: Chichiri)
Appendix B: The name of the cat who pooped shamelessly and did not cover it is Stroke. You can’t totally see his face on the photos for his protection. Also, we have five cats with the name of Stroke. We can’t figure who’s who so we just call everyone Stroke. Some belong to our neighbors but are ours come feeding time.
Appendix C: Totally unrelated but cute (model: Rocky)
Note to Appendix C: He is not sad and he totally does not need ironing. He is Mother Goose’s Chinese Shar pei, so.
.. baaad cat! guess that’s the only way he can get even (bet he wish he was human, hehe!).
rob
January 15, 2012 at 6:33 pm
it got pretty even alright
PM
January 15, 2012 at 7:20 pm
hey, cats are smart
bw
January 14, 2012 at 8:07 pm
agreed!
PM
January 14, 2012 at 10:03 pm
nyahaha
that is one pissed pussy
hehe
raft3r
January 13, 2012 at 9:57 pm
reminds you of someone you know?
PM
January 14, 2012 at 8:53 am
i really dont know what to say.
who is crazier, your sister or your cat? Hahaha
LJ
January 13, 2012 at 5:00 pm
try living with both.
PM
January 14, 2012 at 8:53 am
our cats always give me that wtf look. they’re dead now.
because of old age.
or
i’m not sure what smiley to use.
gillboard
January 13, 2012 at 1:24 am
you sure it’s because of old age?
PM
January 13, 2012 at 9:57 am
do you own these cats? i have 2 of my own and feed an army of homeless cats in my backyard. our neighborhood is full of cats. our neighbor has a nice deck and they stay there during the day to catch the sun. he said they act like they own the whole darn backyard.
ewok1993
January 13, 2012 at 1:20 am
yes, we have tons. we’ve lost count but doesn’t matter, we just try to feed everyone. one is a sucker for dog food though, her name is jeff. really, her. she rips bags of dog food and helps herself. well that is typical behavior of cats so you should be thankful they are just after the sun spots on your backyard and nothing else.
PM
January 13, 2012 at 9:54 am
lol…i’m laughing at this one. wow, that cat sure knows how to get back.
kayni
January 12, 2012 at 10:55 pm
the wtf look said it all kayni. tsk, tsk, tsk.
PM
January 13, 2012 at 9:53 am
tsk.. tsk.. be afraid, be very afraid.
apollo
January 12, 2012 at 8:53 pm
that was an alternate title for this post apollo, spot on.
PM
January 13, 2012 at 9:52 am
haha! so funny! do you think cats have minds of their own? your cat is funny…well to me. I guess leaving his business unattended is not funny for you and will not be funny if he does it several times!
KG
January 12, 2012 at 7:52 pm
of course cats have minds of their own. why else would the cat shit and not cover it up?
PM
January 13, 2012 at 9:52 am
Hilarious entry, as always.
Ryan Adik Nga Lambay
January 12, 2012 at 5:47 pm
you think so? isn’t is your first time here?
just kidding. than you. i like your post on the narrow walk too. you remind me damn a lot of myself when i was younger and in school. 
PM
January 13, 2012 at 9:51 am
omigosh. who is your sister who keeps pushing the cat?:))
ched
January 12, 2012 at 2:59 pm
when you wake up with a huge slash on your forehead you’ll know.
PM
January 12, 2012 at 3:34 pm