More blog awards, people. Elaine, you’re the coolest depressed lady I’ve ever met. So wow, this isn’t easy really as the instruction is to go through the alphabet and share some bits about yourself.
Honestly love, I don’t find myself that interesting to have this much to say but I’ll give it my best go all for the love of you, okay? But don’t blame me if most of these information suck.
A is for ASS – A few years back, I taught in uni. While most of the stuff I teach are questionable, there is one thing I know is 100% true. According to Ma’am PM, the secret to success is simple: It’s better to do nothing than do something half-assed. Come to think of it, is half-assed even a word? If it’s not, well there you go, new word for the day.
B is for BREATHING – Last year, I got diagnosed with asthma so I’m pretty much fixated with my breathing. The way I breathe changes every day like the weather. It’s most interesting stuff if you ask me. I try to keep going you know, try to remember to breathe. It may get messy if I forget after all.
C is for CULINARY SCHOOL – In a few weeks, I’ll be starting culinary school and I can’t be any more excited. It has been delayed for long but I’m totally excited. I’m still waiting for the schedule but once I get it, I’m certain I’ll be all over it; should be fun times.
D is for DOORS – I’m at a point in my life when I’m facing several doors that I’ve avoided moving into in the past. Now nothing is stopping me and I can’t wait to get cracking! I have only my health to take in to consideration right now but once it’s all good, it will be a blast.
E is for ENGLISH – Language is my thing. Writing is my thing. But not in Filipino. I can’t understand why really; maybe because Filipino is hard. Actually, one time I have been told my writing isn’t Filipino enough. WTH does that mean? The manuscript is in English but I’m told the Filipino market will not embrace it because I’m not Filipino enough. Go figure.
F is for FLUID – This may be weird but I drink tons of water every day. To some eight glasses may be a stretch already but I reckon I chug around three liters. I don’t know, I just drink and drink water while I work and do cat typing on my keyboard; not sure if I’m even thirsty. Imagine the number of times I pee daily.
G is for GAMBLE – Not the literal gambling, okay; I mean the one on taking risks. Either I’m such a wimp or I’m too lazy to take risks, but that was before. Like I told you, I’m all about suicide lately and I’m loving it.
H is for HAIR – Simply, I’m fixated with hair. It’s not mine though.
I is for INTELLIGENCE – Think what you want to think but thus far my brain has proved to be the sexiest part of my body. It’s my favorite part btw; so far it hasn’t let me down.
J is for JACKASS – Apart from the fact that I adore the Jackass boys, somehow I feel I can be a non physical version of jackass . You know, smart mouth, cracks people up, witty in my imagination and just fun times.
I know what comes after J but I’ll post about it tomorrow, okay? It’s R right?