Tita Fe: Bobot, ang ganda ng kubo ko diba? [My hut looks good, right?]
PM: Aircon yan! [It even has airconditioning!]
Tita Fe: Diyan ka matulog sa taas, may mezzanine yan. *super proud [Sleep upstairs, it has a mezzanine.]
Tito Bobot: Ano ko kalapati? [Do I look like a dove to you?]
Tito Bobot: So how’s Thailand?
PM: It’s alright. Many Thais.
Tito Bobot: Now you tell me.
PM: Okay, here’s an interesting one. When I went around the market in Chom Thong, all the dead chickens have black feet. It’s like they were driven out of hell by Satan himself because he can’t handle them.
Tito Bobot: Is that real or did you just make it up?