This post is inspired by the beautiful lady, Zezil. Her post on her quirks that manifests in relationships entertained me so. In general, my stand on this matter is simple: find someone who cherishes your quirks and endears you more to them because of them.
Don’t just gun for acceptance because people get exhausted. Find someone who revels in them and falls in love with you more because of them, that’s better – not easy, but definitely better. 
Now let’s see some possibilities if God abandons you and I become your girl…
You’ll get fat because I bake a lot. I’ll force feed you the cookies I baked, the cupcakes hot from the oven, and the many bars and cakes I do just for fun.
Palpitations will be your friend. My life is made simpler by coffee, tea, and chocolate and because I’m your girl, I’ll share them with you even if I’m not good at sharing to begin with. Don’t worry. I don’t get hyper despite the caffeine overdose.
Hello books, poetry, and whimsical music. Unlike other women, I’m not big on shopping; in fact I only go to the mall when I know I need to buy something. However, the lack of shopping passion in my life I replace with strong affiliation with books, poetry, and whimsical poetry. The need to not throw up may be necessary.
Buy a travel bag. I don’t make it hard for my partner. Either you come with me on my backpacking or be left behind, your choice.
My cats are non negotiable. I’ll kick you out of my life first before the cats. Deal with it.
Your gaming just gained a cheer leader. Not only will I condone your gaming habits, I will totally support it. For ex. if you need to eat but you can’t get your ass off the chair, the food will come to you, as long as you’re winning, that is.
No flowers on Valentine’s Day! Seriously, no flowers.
Naturally, this is the short list and I have a ton of other quirks that are more than a nightmare (such as I’m too moody and I’m too indifferent or I’m too pathetic 
). I’m a high functioning autistic so that’ll be enough a clue to how charming it is to put up with me, right?
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The cats are non negotiable.
Hey, PM. Missed you.
they are non negotiable
it’s either me and the cats or nothing. imy too, glad to see you back.
you had me at “You’ll get fat because I bake a lot.”
pagibig na ba?
matagal na… hihihi…
sabi na eh, ikaw talaga natotomboy ka na ba?
uu.. sa baked goods mo… da yum!
paano na sexy body mo
hindi ko kailangang maging sexy! woot!
dahil sexy ka na?
You inspired me to make a list of my own!
Here’s mine: http://ddenz11.tumblr.com/post/45415270502/inevitable-stuff-youll-get-when-im-your-girl
i thought of writing something like this … natuwa naman ako sa “I’ll kick you out of my life first before the cats.” hehe
i’m serious.
na curious lang ako.. why no flowers??? :p
PM, seriously, if these are your quirks, then this list of yours – no offense, but its pathetic. I hope I don’t sound too flirtatious or anything, but after reading this – you sound absolutely perfect. Cook? Game cheer leader? Intellectual, avid reader? No flowers on Valentines Day? Wow! These are the qualities I wish to find in a woman! However, that ‘cats’ reference is kinda creepy. Are we talking a couple or a million of them – any more than ten and, I’m sorry, but I might suddenly amend my last statement.
mr. childs, i have known i’m pathetic since the stone age.
i did say this is a short list and perhaps the other side of the list is more interesting but i’m too lazy to go there so i leave it to your imagination for now. i only have two cats, that’s the most i can handle so yes, i’m still your perfect doll, no worries.
Hey! Every nice guy loves cupcakes! Hell, even the mean ones love ‘em! So I think you’re safe with this one.
I think you’ll be best-friends with most guys since they also don’t consider shopping as a sport.
No flowers on Valentine’s day! Wow! Really? Ha! Why? Just curious. (But I bet your babe still gives you anyway, hehe)
I enjoyed this post too~!
thanks, there are good sides to me but there are bad sides too and often, the latter is more telling.
just no flowers. i don’t like getting them on valentine’s day. it’s not my thing.
Iniisip ko lang, panu kung nanliligaw palang tas binigyan ka ng flowers, aw, negative points ba kagad yun?
if you put it that way, hindi kasi hindi naman valentine’s day pero kung nililigawan kasi ako matipid lang ako eh okay lang kahit walang bulaklak o kung meron man yung isang stick na rosas lang ayos na. pinaka ayos kung instead bulaklak libro na lang, natuwa pa ako
ikaw ba mahilig sa bulaklak galing sa manliligaw?
Hahaha, certified book lover ka talaga.
Hindi naman siguro “hilig”, sakto lang. Nikikilig din naman ang puso kong bato pag nabibigyan ako. Hehe.
naka naman! hehe uhm, di kasi ako kiligin mula sa mga external na bagay. ewan ko kung disadvantage o advantage ba yan ng manliligaw sakin. tingin mo?
Depende dun sa guy. Pero kung ako, parang feeling ko, anthropologically speaking, gusto nila e yung nachachallenge sila. Kung “kebs” ang iyong response sa gabundok na rosas nila tapos susundan natin ang teoryang to, I think advantage mo eto ate.
panalo ang anthropological
ayun nga kebs lang ang reaction ko sa lahat, alam mo na asperger’s pero hindi naman ibig sabihin nun hindi ako marunong magappreciate. dapat lang siguro talaga mahuli yung bagay na talagang makakakuha ng pansin ko. hindi naman mahirap eh konting isip-isip lang ang kailangan. ang mahirap konti na nga lang wala pang makaisip 
hmmmm. ngiyaw. hehe.
ganun? hehe
nakiki-usyoso lang. hehe.
sige lang, feel free.
nakakatuwa mga conversations nyo, hehe. ako’y nag-eenjoy sa pakikibasa.
may napupulot kang tips?
yeah, hahaha.
nawa ay makatulong at hindi ka mabastedzone dahil sa mga napulot mo dito!
hahahaha, i doubt kung sa edad kong to ma-basted pa ako. hahaha.
wow basted proof dahil sa edad? please elaborate.
pakiwari ko kasi, nalampasan ko na ang stage o panahon kung saan ang pagkabasted ay nagiging part ng panliligaw. uso lang ata ang pambabasted sa teens, wari ko.
so pag may edad na basted proof na? pano kung ayaw?
sa tingin ko, bihira kasi ang nababasted sa may edad na, hehe. pero base lang sa aking observations. mas nabibigyan konsiderasyon na kasi ang edad, kumbaga wala ng panahon para mamili ng pihikan. parang ganun. at mas nagiging maingat wari ko kapag nag eedad na.
ah ganun ba, interesting points. eh pano kung tsikiting yung chicks eh di hindi na basted proof yun
depende sa chick, hehe. hmmmm, hahahaha.
parang kinikilig ka kaibigan?
asus, basta usapang puso kinikilig talaga ako. hehe.
so kiligin ka pala… ayos ah kahit di na teen may kilig pa rin!
syempre pambawas ng stress, hahaha. masarap sa pakramdam, pramis.
mas nakakabawas ng stress pag may magandang girlfriend ka
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your cats, plural? how many do you have?
who baked that cat cupcake?
very entertaining post.
thanks, i have two cats. they are mine and are my children. my parents have at least 20 cats i think. i don’t even bother counting.