The Cat was possessed by an Evil Spirit

It happened at an awkward time this morning, probably somewhere dawn, I can’t tell.

I was awoken by a deep sound, like moaning or a noise you make when you scream in plea. The room was dark and I barely saw anything, and in my half asleep-half awake state it was hard to focus. The sound became louder and louder and it was coming near me, approaching at fast speed.

I saw Jin jumped on the bed, it was the cat who was making that deep sound, meowing unlike the ordinary ones he used to make like when he’s hungry or wants a scratch. He was walking briskly, turning and walking back and forth, back and forth.

I did not know what was wrong with him. He can’t possibly be hungry. He has his own food tray at one corner of the room. So what could be wrong?

But I must admit, I was too groggy to figure it out, clouded by sleepiness, my judgment failed. I thought whatever Jin wanted I could attend later in the morning, when the sun is up and God  is awake. Ignoring the loud, weird meowing of the cat, I went back to sleep, only to be stunned later when I again woke up. It was horrible.

I rose from a deep sleep only to find the face of Kulot, my sister, in a state between, well, I don’t know, I can’t find a word for it. But when she told me why, I… I…

I laughed so hard!

It turned out that Kulot got a very nasty present on her face when she woke up. Guess what.

Jin pooped on her bed, barely missing her face.

When Jin woke me up at dawn, apparently it was for me to open the door of our room so he could get out and do his thing outside. But I was too sleepy and groggy to figure it out! Having left without a choice, Jin pooped inside the room, but I can’t say he picked a very good location.

It’s like World War. And really, I understand where Kulot is coming from. When you wake up with poop in front of your face, it’s war.

When we were eating breakfast at around 10 am this morning, Kulot was throwing evil looks at Jin all the way. If they were knives, Jin’s shredded and diced so fine I could cover his poop with his own self as sand. Kulot told me to watch over Jin very, very carefully or else…

I talked to Jin, about what really happened, why did he pooped on Kulot’s bed near her face. Jin said, “Meow,” and using my animal language interpreting skills, I translated that into, “I got possessed by an evil spirit.”

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31 thoughts on “The Cat was possessed by an Evil Spirit

  1. ma jasmin,
    apparently may word na awoken haha kasi hindi siya naspell check dito. haha. tama nga po too independent ang pusa, kaya nga gusto ko pag pinapansin ako ng pusa eh kasi parang hindi nila nature yun pero ganun siya sakin. haha

  2. Sa 2nd paragraph mo- meron bang word na “awoken”? Alam ko “awaken” unless obsolete na ang alam ko at nowadays yours is acceptable .
    used to love cats when I was in Pinas coz they don’t smell pero now i prefer dogs kasi I found then more affectionate. cats—–too independent

  3. caryn,
    kanina nga pinagtripan ako ni jin nung madaling araw super ngiyaw akala ko natatae dalawang beses akong bumangon para pagbuksan siya ng pinto pero hindi siya lumabas! sa tingin ko nananaginip lang siya.

    utakmunggo,
    oo nga tama ka pero alam mo paborito niya talaga ihian at ebakan yung tabi ni kulot, basta pwesto yun ng excretory movement niya.

  4. wahahahaha! winner entertaining kwento. my dog used to do that to me too. at first, inignore ko, then when i found out she wanted to go out to pee, i started letting her out n a. hahaha!

  5. bw,
    the first place i’d check for jin is on the tree at our backyard.

    B.K.,
    or maybe the spirit of diarrhea.

    potsquared,
    sobrang sweet baka patay na si jin pag uwi ko.

    dimaks,
    wag mo ilakas baka malaman ni kulot ang totoo. lol

    nova-san,
    guess kulot’s lucky. lol

    thess,
    it’s war between them, i tell you.

  6. Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

    My dog did something similar when she was a puppy. She had gotten fixed, and I guess the medication was not sitting right with her stomach. She had diarrhea for days. It was a mess. She pooped everywhere, including on top of my blankets while I was sleeping! I was so so mad, but I knew it wasn’t her fault. It was just disgusting trying to clean everything.

    Definitely something to remember forever.

  7. LOL.. reminds me of a relative whose little 1 year old boy pooed in bed and rolled over her face… ouch 🙂 I bet your sis won’t desire to have this happen a gain so Jin must watch out !

  8. mon,
    sira, pag naging siopao siya pano na lang ang itatag nating jin’s fans club.

    villmrk,
    oo sa tingin ko sa kaniya nga galing si ebak, ay depende pala kung anong kulay ni ebak.

    tina,
    alam mo iba talagang experience yun. rare.

    busha,
    sobrang inis talaga siya kay jin. kung nakakapatay lang ang tingin, nagluluksa na ko.

    wil,
    may litter box yun, nasa labas ngalang diko naipasok sa kwarto, ayun tuloy, sumabog sa higaan.

  9. I guess the cat was trying to show who’s boss. hehe. My brother’s family owns several cats that aren’t allowed outside so they have litter boxes so the cats can do their business.

  10. gandang greeting ki sis kulot mo, hahaha ^_^… wag init ulo isipin nya nalang cake un….at ang halimuyak ay isang babala na sa simula ng pangyayaring iyon ay mag-ingat na sa maaari pang mangyari sa magdamag…

    ginawa ni tino yun para mi matutunan ang caregiver nia…. tino good job! hehehe^_^.

  11. matapos ang nangyari… c kulot naman ang naposess hahahaha… lagot c jin… wenkwenk hahaha kay jin pla nanggaling c “EBAK” ay hahaha

  12. piapot,
    basta bantayan mo na lang si jin pag wala ako, baka ibigti siya, dapat mag ingat.

    K,
    i partly blame myself, i should’ve let him out. good thing he did not poop exactly on Kulot’s face.

    philos,
    well… is pooping on people’s faces a sign of demon incarnation?

    snglguy,
    it’s war, i tell you. when there’s a poop on your face, that’s like a nuke bomb on Christmas.

    mhar,
    siguro matatakot ka lalo kung naamoy mo. lol

    joyful chicken,
    no, this is proof that cat’s also get LBM. lol

  13. weeeh… katakot. naalala ko tuloy yong kwento sa amin ng tungkol sa isang pusa sa world history ko nun. ewan, basta nakakatakot yun. short story yun actually.

  14. Ewwwww! Naughty cat. I’d be pissed, I love cats but I hate their poop and stinky bins. On the other hand, maybe that’s a good sign, itaya mo sa lotto, 18 8 28 38, malay mo.

  15. 🙂 Hahaha i can tell you it was horrible!!!! but anyway, jin actually escaped the hands of monster kulot! hahaha

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