The Meditations of Crazy Monkey Genius Don Domeng

Of course by now you very well know how crazy Kulot [Crazy Monkey Genius Kulot] is, but did you ever wonder where did Kulot get all that knack for her most reasonable responses and most metacognitive thoughts?

It won’t really come as a surprise but I attribute this theory of crazy monkey as a phenomenon that can be described by the science of genetics. And I bet after reading this you will very will agree. Presenting… The Meditations of Crazy Monkey Genius Don Domeng:

1. “Parang pumapayat na yata ako ah? [I think I’m getting slimmer, am I?]”

[Don Domeng says this each time he craves for chocolate or potato chips to make not-so-subtle hints to my sisters and I, his children, that he wants to eat them.]

2. “Hindi ganiyan talaga yan, langgam flavored yan eh. [No that’s just how it is because that is ant flavored.]”

[Don Domeng said this when his favorite chicharon [fried pork skin fat] got invaded by hungry ants before him during dinner.]

3. “Oh I will also blog. Later, when I go to bed and sleep, BLAG.”

[Don Domeng said this after dinner when Piapot and I were discussing some posts we read from our blogmates.]

4. “Wala na akong chocolate eh, akin na nga yung bareta diyan, yun na lang ang kakainin ko. [Give me the laundry soap and I’ll eat it since I don’t have any chocolates.]”

[Don Domeng says this each time we forget to buy him his precious chocolates in an attempt for a pity campaign to get tons of chocolates.]

5. “Wala yan sa joke ko! [Your joke is nothing compared to mine!]”

[Don Domeng says this during lunch or dinner each time somebody in the family will crack a joke. He constantly feels the need to top any joke made.]

6. “Oh matagal pa ang birthday ko. [My birthday doesn’t come soon.]

[Don Domeng said this when we told him it’s already his birthday on Monday. I think it’s a reverse psychology thing, saying that. Hmm… I wonder what will I get him for his birthday?]

7. “Sira naman kasi yan eh, aakyat diyan di naman makababa tapos tatawagin ako sasabihin ‘miiiiiyyyaaawwww’ para ibaba ko siya.” [He’s insane, he will climb up there but he doesn’t know how to come down, then he’ll call me ‘miiiiiyyyaaawwww’ to bring him down.]

[Don Domeng says this every time Jin gets trapped above a tree or the bird cages. I can’t blame him though, the cat really has a penchantfor climbing trees and the bird cage but for some reason, he only knows how to go up and stays there for hours until Don Domeng gets him down.]

8. “Ikaw naman kasi ayaw mong umalis diyan! [Why won’t you ran away!]”

[Don Domeng says this to Kororo, one of our house cats, each time Kororo gets beaten up by Appa, one of our dogs. See, even when Appa stomps and nibbles on Kororo’s body, the cat doesn’t move and just stays put to the point that my father concluded that maybe Kororo likes being chewed on.]

9. “Hindi ah wala namang tsokolate sa ref! [No there’s no chocolate in the fridge!]”

[Don Domeng says thi each time I’d look and ask him if there’s any chocolate in the kitchen. He always says no so he could eat them all for himself.]

10. “Gusto kong pasalubong Ostrich. Aalagaan natin. [Buy me an Ostrich when you get back. We’ll keep it as a pet.]”

[Don Domeng said this when mother went to the city and asked what he wanted her to bring him home. Of course she was expecting him to say food. Oh well, Ostrich can be food…]

You know what? There are so many, many insane things that my father, Don Domeng says that I can’t recall anymore as I write this. don’t worry though, when I remember I’d share them again.

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22 thoughts on “The Meditations of Crazy Monkey Genius Don Domeng

  1. That’s the Circle of Life—–Kayo naman ngayon ang nag-uuwi ng chocolate para sa Papa ninyo—baka nga pumapayat na siya–hehehe
    Happy Birthday—-binigyan ka ba ng “chocolate” ni Bunso? Heheheheeeeeeeeee

  2. mhar,
    salamat at palagi kang naliligaw sa aking bahay.

    dong ho,
    i think its hereditary, like a mutant X gene! lol

    dyanie,
    lol! i’ll do the tag today, see i’m not coming to class because it’s so wet and soggy and i’m so sleepy! lol

    manilenya,
    sinabi mo pa, pagka kumakain kami masakit lagi ang tiyan namen katatawa. matagal nga kami kumaen eh mga isang oras pano puro daldal. lol

  3. piapot,
    ayon nga sa pagbasa… very naughty! hereditary kasi yung mga ganiyan eh…

    kulot,
    sige papagawa din ako ng nest para limliman.

  4. Ay papa, nakakita na ko ng ostrich egg, 400 pesos lang, haha
    Bibili kita nun,
    Kaso lilimliman mu..haha
    un lng ung mura eh,yung nanay wag na. baka tukain ka pa nun.haha

    Happy Birthday!mwah!

  5. manilenya,
    oo nga eh, alam mo ba sa pamilya namin pag nagkkwentuhan kami walang nakikinig lahat nagsasalita.

    mon,
    sige, penge dalin mo dito.

  6. kulot,
    nak teteng manang-mana ah!

    juler,
    salamat sa pagdaan, siguro naligaw ka ano?

    winkii,
    cool kasi ang tatay ko.

    eggbreaker,
    paawa effect para ibili siya ng cadbury hazelnut.

    joyfulchicken,
    oo sobra, ikaw manok din ang tatay mo?

  7. Kaya ayan malinaw na malinaw,
    Klarong-klaro,
    Walang labis,walang kulang,
    Crazy monkey din ang aking amang Don Domeng na Congressman.(joke lng) (Peace tayo papa..)
    Like Father,like Daughter!
    wahahahahahahaha

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