What is wrong with this picture?
Look at the size of my beloved Siamese cat’s head compared to his humoungous belly.
No, it’s not microcephaly, don’t be too trivial. It’s just that… Jin’s obese!
My sister Kulot would alaways argue with Jin each time she’d be eating a hamburger and Jin would ask for some. Kulot would always say, “Ano ka ba? Eh mas maraming beses ka pa kumakain sakin sa isang araw ah?” [What’s wrong with you? you eat more times in a day compared to me!] And the cat would walk away and turn his back against selfish Kulot.
But really, Jin eats more than five times a day. When he sits down, his belly touches the ground! He is so fat everybody at home call him Tabatino. Last weekend, we slept together and he was lying on my chest. I couldn’t breathe! I had to reposition him on my side so we can both sleep soundly and still wake up in the morning.