Swollen gum? Check.
Failure to eat and open mouth? Check.
Swollen cheek? Check.
Difficulty in speaking? Check.
Wisdom? No. No check.
I do not really see any wisdom in this sudden eruption of my wisdom tooth, violently making its way up to rupture my gum from the forgotten depths of the underworld. I do not see any wisdom at all… only a lot of painkiller caplets.
Did I mention that I hate going to the excavationists popularly known as dentists?
Does anybody know where I can contact the Tooth Fairy?