PM is looking for a chemist or a general inventor who can come up with a pill or any similar device that will provide the following inside one pop-any-time capsule:
1. Rest and sleep.
3. Big bag of Lays.
4. Me time.
5. Brain liposuction.
6. Stress eliminator ala laxative type.
7. Christmas in a cup.
If you know anybody, kindly refer. The only other requirement is that he is not a demigod and does not have eight arms. Tails may be subject to scrutiny and claws are optional.