Everyone who knows me is aware that all I can cook are instant noodles and maybe boil water. Maybe that is why when I posted on Facebook that I was cooking, I got quick responses:
Kuya Nomz: SANA MASARAP YAN! [How I wish that would taste good (if it would have a taste at all)]
Adrian: Parang di ko mapicture to ah… [I can’t imagine.]
Kuya Nomz: ang mga [The] ingredients: dextrose, syringe, 250mg paracetamol, 500mg ascorbic acid, just add water, cook for 5 hours, let it simmer for 5mins, then feed to the earthworms. hahahaha!
Denoy: Wow penge hehe. [Let me have some.]
You know, after much thought… no Denoy, you do not really want to have some.
There is definitely no way I’d be the next iron chef.