Caller Number 1
Call Center Agent: Sir, is it okay if I place you on hold? If I place you on hold you will hear… nothing. You will hear nothing sir, is that okay?
Caller: Uh… Yes?
Caller Number 2
Telemarketer: So you see Ma’am, this cell phone is really great!
Caller: [suddenly goes into a fit of questions]
Telemarketer: Wait. Wait. Please. Stop. The Enemy is weak! Stop asking so many questions. [Mahina ang kalaban, translated literally]
Suddenly SMS sounded so good.