Two of my friends work at a call center and when we saw each other after a long time the other night, these were their stories:
Caller Number 1
Call Center Agent: Sir, is it okay if I place you on hold? If I place you on hold you will hear… nothing. You will hear nothing sir, is that okay?
Caller: Uh… Yes?
Caller Number 2
Telemarketer: So you see Ma’am, this cell phone is really great!
Caller: [suddenly goes into a fit of questions]
Telemarketer: Wait. Wait. Please. Stop. The Enemy is weak! Stop asking so many questions. [Mahina ang kalaban, translated literally]
Suddenly SMS sounded so good.
Prinsesa's Anatomy 
nyahaha
sumakit tyan ko dito, ah
hehe
ako din buwal talaga eh!
how about this, a story that my wife told me when she was working at a sales and service call center for a local bank here many years go.
A retired septuagenaran woman was taking a stab at online banking was having problems getting to the bank’s website. After a few minutes of troubleshooting with her PC browser, the call center associate told her – ” maybe you should close Windows and open it again”. She came back and said ” OK, done. I opened them and there’s more light getting into the room now ”
LOL!
i think i know who are these call center agents. nomnomnom
malapit ng maging ex-call center agent!
More, more! Funneh!
iisipin ko pa yung iba, haha
HAHAHA! My sister used to work in call center as well. It’s a crazy place!
parang satin crazy din.
nyar nyar! hehe
hows your christmas exchanging gifts? sorry di ako sumali ha.. KJ ako eh… =)
LOL okay naman chyng!
unang bagay nagpatawa sa aking ngayong araw. haha :] GRABE.
glad to make you smile!
LOL! Natawa ako sa ‘the enemy is weak’. Nyahaha! 🙂
kahit ako buwal talaga eh!
Heheh ang kulit lang. Minsan di maiwasang maubusan ng English kaya napapa-literal na translation na lang. Tapos mapapa-“huh?” na lang yung nasa kabilang linya.
eh sabi nga daw nung caller “the enemy? am i the enemy?” haha
hahaha sarap makinig ng mga kwentong call center
masarap nga! nakakatawa!
LOL PM!
Madami ka pa bang anecdotes? kwento!
sobrang nakakatawa nga eh!
daming kwentong ganyan sa call center mas malala pa. hahahaha
hindi ko alam kung joke ba yun o ano eh!
hay naku PM, marami talagang bloopers sa call center! he he!
bloopers nga talaga ang tawag kg haha