I do not watch a lot of movies because of mortal dread.
The person seated next to me might fail self restraint and strangle me, or worse place a line of pop corn towards where I am seated to lead a troop of angry ants and have me nibbled away. Suffering death from someone else’s stomach acids simply does not appeal to me in any way.
I don’t know, I just find movies so… long, and I believe we have discussed my attention span, or strong lack thereof. If you ask me my favorite movie I have got to say TV commercials. Oh, they are not movies, are they?
This is why the people most suited to sandwich me on a movie include a mute and a dead guy. The dead guy may stink but at least he can keep his peace while I rant in specific parts of the show, or maybe every after five minutes. How My Man tolerates me is still one of the greatest mysteries of life, especially to my friends.
Kulot would measure the greatness of a movie based on how many times I have said “I am bored”, “How much longer?”, “It’s killing me” and “This is probably what will happen next…”
However, through all of the movies we have watched together, she has developed perfect self restraint, or selective deafness. She has yet to strangle me, though in her head I know she wishes that someone else would.
It is like that of an occupational hazard, and I do not think my insurance covers choking secondary to watching a movie so you can just imagine the amount of mortal peril I face each time the film innocently plays.
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Same here, too bored with long movies. Can’t even finish a DVD in one sitting – movies pa kaya ? But I go with my wife and daughter to watch ” their kind of movie” to sleep 🙂 Sarap lalo na sa hapon 😉
“their kind movie”? 😆 don domeng din ganiyan!
You don’t like movies? How about dvd-marathon of a good series? it’s more tolerable, think, since each episode’s gonna end in a matter of minutes :]
i am not a big fan. i watch from time to time. i get bored even with the series. commercials are perfect though. 😀
hala! di ka pala mahilig manood ng movies. i once sat through a 7-hour movie. test of patience tlg pero kinaya ko.
sabi nga ng isang nag-comment, try mo mga short films. around 10 minutes lang usually mga yun. and some are really good.
7 hour movie? yay. i watch short films sometimes. i am still not so into them, hehehe.
how could you not love watching movies?!!!
idk. sometimes i feel i am growing flowers on my ears.
SELECTIVE DEAFNESS. GO KULOT 🙂
hehehe.
ooppss..i mean 3 hours! i wouldn’t watch it either kung 23 hours yun! he he!
lol 23 hours? kahit harry potter siguro hindi naman magcoconsume ng ganun katagal! 😆
so you haven’t watched lord of the rings? it’s probably close to 23 hours…but it’s one of the best trilogies ever. 🙂
mag short movies ka na lang PM. 😉
nope. harry potter i have watched. short movies i have watched include that from despicable me, napanuod mo na yun kg?
I’d rather watch movies than TV, they are sooooo predictable especially these Pinoy tele-novelas, they bore me to death,pramis.
the only channels i watch include nat geo, discovery, lifestyle network, anc, and… disney channel. soap operas? good lord!
Probably one of the greatest inventions of mankind is movie making.
There is something to be said about going inside a dark place to watch other people’s lives unfold. Voyeurism is such a thrill.
lifted yan sa isang old post ko
hehe
can i just sleep through the movie? it is a great place to sleep. it is dark and cold. 😀
masarap matulog sa sinehan
lalo na’t may kayakap
nyahaha
btw, you ok?
dika bloghop
=(
will send you pm pala in fb
may balita ako sayo
matulog ng may kayakap? dyos ko, hindi na siguro, hehehe. hindi nga eh, pero i am praying my damn best na sana up to this week na lang ang chaos. sana maging okay na. ano ang message mo wala naman!
it was a draft that was never sent and left unfinished
hehe
nakita ko na. as usual magulo kasi ako kaya ganun! 🙂