Book number 33: Damned by C. Palahniuk, picked up from the Manila International Book Fair (MIBF) 2012.
What it is: The book is one whole tour of hell; the tour guide, Madison Spencer, is a recently deceased 13 year old who lands in hell, the daughter of attention whore celebrities who have contemporary views on spirituality. It is a coming of age story where she learns to come to terms with death and makes it her ultimate adventure, away from her remotely interesting life on Earth. Damned also kicks societies’ ass and its views on life and the afterlife, right and wrong, who goes to Heaven and Hell, and basically anything and everything popularly believed to be righteous and crooked. But I liked how it pointed out that “you stay in Hell until you forgive yourself.”
What I liked about it: The setting of Damned is awesome. Who knew Hell can be a very interesting place? I particularly enjoyed the idea of the River of Semen taking over the landscape of Hell like global warming, the river consisting of all the ejaculate from masturbation on the planet. There is also the River of Insects and Dead Nail Clippings and so on.
The concept that the many demons in Hell are all the Gods forgotten by every civilization is cool: one man’s God is another’s Devil. The idea in Damned that most telemarketing calls come from Hell is very funny too, as well as all internet porn. The many easy ways on how to be damned is something I also liked. I mean a cap limit on farting, saying fuck, and honking? Outrageous.
How Madison increased the rate of damnation in only a few days and encouraged people to die already because Hell is not a bad place after all is also very funny. I loved how she took her telemarketing job and helped people let go of their sufferings. It makes sense. Come to think of it, the book is occasionally funny and witty, not to the extent that I expected but at least there are notable times.
What I did not like about it: This is not a long book but it took me five solid days to read it. I took the narration pretty badly. The part where Madison masturbated an angry demon to save her friend also made me barf. The characters are all dead dead and even Satan was a bore; sorry but he is a far cry from John Scratch in Up Jumps the Devil. It was like High School Musical, for God’s sake. If I would pick my favorite character, I would have to say… Madison’s parents because they are totally deranged. But Damned is not totally bad, the twist is good for that matter, and the last third of the book got me going, like really going. I just wish the first 2/3 did not exist, plus the cover.
Recommended for: Whoever wants to see Hell and check whether or not they have already earned a one way ticket should read Damned.
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Wow ! That’s interesting ! I’ll sure check that out. Looks like it’s my kind of book. I like the quirky ones.
go for it then but i warn you the narration can be a drag.
Hmm… i really don’t know if i will be able to read this one. There is something in this post that really makes me want to pass on this one. I guess it is what you dislike about the book, i hate bad narrations.
don’t read it. it’s a tough one. just read looking for alaska.
I quite enjoyed it, but not as much as Pigmy, Survivor, or Fight Club. Still, it’s his best book in a while…
this is the first title i’ve read from the author. yes i was told his previous works are way better. but i don’t feel any urge to see them.
I agree with everything you said. It was a bore. I wish Chuck Palahniuk gets his shit together, man. My favorites from his works are Rant, Invisible Monsters, and Diary. You should check them out. 🙂
maybe i’d check rant out, idk. i’m just not sold with this one. there were cobwebs growing on my ears. the setting was brilliant though.
Past Chuck Palahniuk is different, obscure, original, I guess. Yeah, Rant is a mind fuck x infinity. LOL
really? well i understand why this is the case for some writers. i have seen quite a few myself. usually i will get up until number two of one author and that’s that, no more because somehow the magic is gone, which sucks.
YES. Except John Green because he’s pretty consistent. My take is that TFiOS is his best.
i read that after damned and you might hate me after i post the review. i will do that tomorrow. ack!
Hahaha I can never hate you, cupcake. 😉
i guess it’s not so bad picking LFA over TFIOS. at least i did not hate the latter. 🙂
looks very interesting. i finished a book after 3 days. it’s amazing how the right book can make me turn off the tv at night.
that’s great! usually if i really, really like a book i take between a day and three to read it. if it goes beyond that, it’s a little bit of a punishment. 😀