“I’d really appreciate it if you stop crying over Frito Lays.”
“Life will be better if the food bowl refills itself, but it doesn’t. Any ideas?”
“Just a little to the left. There. There. Ah… feels better.”
“I don’t always want to be let out of the room but when I do it’s 3 AM and I got to poop.”
“When I say I don’t want to cuddle with you, I don’t want to cuddle with you.”
“Don’t be afraid, you always land on your feet… unless you’re human.”
“It’s okay if you’re Asperger’s; you still have us and you can amuse yourself by servicing our needs.”
“I didn’t kick your things off your desk. They flew away!”
“It’s a book! I must sit on it!”
“You don’t need the internet. You have me. Stop. Stop or I’ll sit on your laptop. I am sitting on your laptop.”
“Be honest, lady. Who is stealing my shit off the litter box?”
“So that’s why you’re crazy, you only have one life.”
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I love cats! I love being bossed around!
That didn’t come out right, but I do.
i love my cats too. they can be assholes but you know me, if i love you, i love you regardless of your god awful traits 😆
aww that’s sweet. 😀
it is sweet but i got to warn you, when you love like this loving sometimes feel like self-mutilation, not too sweet.
Well. Love is always all or nothing for me. 🙂 So I guess I don’t know any other way.
i like dogs better than cats. we have a dog and four cats. cat poop is offensive-smelling while that of the dog is tolerable. plus the cats act like kings and queens while the dear dog will serve you with their licks and excitement when you arrive home.
i cannot afford to get rid of the cats though. the rats are afraid of them and the proud cats will even display their dead bodies in front of your room door or in the middle of the kitchen floor. 😦
i wish i can explain to you why cats are like so bingskee, but i can’t. my freaking cats won’t tell me.
I already told you I’m not a cat person, and this post just cemented that fact. ahahahaha! But then, I have kids so I guess we’re even? heheh!
i have two cats, kaye. a couple domestic long hairs that thinks they’re god.
they are little pests aren’t they 😉
don’t let them hear you, my friend, or your suffering will be legendary.
tell me about it.. my GF has 9 or so..
why is it that men who are not fond of cats always fall for the ladies who adore them? 😆
because love is bitter – sweet 😛
or maybe we all just don’t get it!
the worst part is that I want a pet crocodile but she doesn’t allow me to have one..
explain that! It’s a mystery!
uh, because the croc might eat the cats?
who knows… 😉
why don’t you just ask why not?
We only like dogs for a pet in our household, PM. When we moved to our new house , there were already 2 cats hanging out at our backyard ( our neighbors’). Here’s our problem with the cats… they made our backyard their toilet. And you know how cat poop smells, right? Aaaargh ! Oh, well. Anyway, since then, cats have become pariahs in Iglesias household. he he he
see, cats know their thing. it’s like they own the place right? they’re evil and amazing and evil 😆