Having a weekend family lunch of bistek Tagalog (some kind of Asian beef steak thingy):
Me: The meat’s kind of tough. (Chews maniacally)
Mother Goose: I’ll see what I can do about it later.
Don Domeng: It’s not too bad… (Takes another bite) Yes, it’s tough.
Me: Did you know the less stress a cow experiences, the better tasting the meat? This cow must be so damned stressed.
Don Domeng: Why on Earth would the cow be stressed?
Me: Idk, maybe it’s noisy or something.
Maj: This beef is giving me a stomachache.
Photo taken from here.