Well, it’s not me who is really hungover, but the people working in Ajiyoshi Cafe in Tsukuba, Japan, at one point.
This is one bad ass place that puts new meaning to a vacation and sick leave. It closes its doors at random days in the week with reasons displayed outside like:
“We’re feeling kind of sad today. So, we’re closed.”
“We totally screwed up cooking one of our side dishes. So, we’re closed.”
“A witch attacked us out of the blue. We’re in bed with magic attack-related back pain.”
“Hungover. Try again tomorrow.”
“We ate too many grilled chicken skewers yesterday. Sorry, we’re gonna have to take the day off.”
I wonder if I can steal one of these and put it on my leave form without getting fired.