Wanted: Translator

I was playing North American (na) ROSE on-line earlier this evening with my Man when I met a fellow gamer from Malaysia when I was doing clan quests for the clan my Man owned, Valkyrie. You see, naROSE is highly sociable and people chat a lot so I ended up talking with the gamer from Malaysia. Let us call him gamer X.

Gamer X: Hi. Are you also doing the clan quest here?

PM: Yes! I was about to ask you the same thing! LOL

Gamer X: LOL. Are you the Clan Master (CM)?

PM: No, only Deputy Master, my Man is the CM.

Gamer X: I see. What level are you now? I’m 133.

PM: 180 ^^ From where are you?

Gamer X: I’m from Malaysia.

PM: Cool. We are neighbors. I’m from RP.

Gamer X: Cool. I know a lot of people from RP here.

PM: Oh that’s great!

Gamer X: They teach me a lot of Tagalog words, but ugly ones [curses].

PM: Like what? I’ll teach you good ones then.

Gamer X: Like munyeta.

PM: [I fell to the floor, laughing.]

Maybe the one teaching him has cleft lip [ngongo] or something.

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28 thoughts on “Wanted: Translator

  1. ay, munyeta! I remember this joke from an old Pinoy movie. The scene was inside a plane, and the plane was in trouble. The captain was saying “Mayday, Mayday!” on his radio, and the ngongo co-captain said “Ay?May Maynay?” and then he sings “Hami Mayday nu you! Hami maydnay nu you!” I still laugh about it when the scene plays in my head.

  2. sheng,
    kaloka no? LOL but when i see him on-line hindi ko na talaga siya kinakausap LOL

    jeangrey,
    LOL that is funny too! i like taht dog. LOL

    batopik,
    LOL di ko naisip ang makshit ah LOL uu siguro nga pero i think kultura ng pinoy na unang ituro ang mga curses na tagalog sa mga kaibigang foreigner for some reason.

  3. wahahahaha!!!
    bago yun ah.
    makshit din kaya,
    alam niya?
    HAKHAK.
    bad filipino.
    kaya puro negative ang impression sa atin ng ibang bansa eh, negative din pinapakita natin. Brrr!

  4. noime,
    LOL i played again today and saw the malaysian LOL ayoko na siyang kausapin!

    K,
    my man also plays that pero not a lot these days nagbagongbuhay na siya LOL ako naman ayoko ng dotA kasi group dapat at feeling ko masyadong kumplikado!

    lantaw,
    thank you and i appreciate the drop! come again!

    witsandnuts,
    LOL so anong sinabi mo? LOL

    monzavenue,
    ngongo kasi yata talaga eh LOL

  5. Hahaha. Dito naman tinanong ako nung isang officemate ko na Canadian. Meron daw syang Pinay na yaya before. He asked me kung ano daw ibig sabihin ng ‘put ang nay-nay mo’. Palagi daw syang sinasabihan ng ganun. =)

  6. ui! gamer ka din pala ehehe ako din kaso World Of Warcraft ako talaga. I tried so many games pero dun pa din ako bumabalik.

    “munyeta” ?! ano yan? ngo ngo?! hahahaha

  7. kg,
    LOL i also know that joke kahit paulit-ulit ko nadidinig natatawa pa din ako!

    cindyrella,
    LOL it’s terribly crazy.

    jem,
    it is terribly funny, and nice to see you here at my house.

    philip,
    nice! mabuti means kind in Tagalog.

    lalaine,
    LOL mahabang oras din ng lokohan ang binigay samin niyang munyeta na yan, tawa kami ng tawa!

  8. teacher PM, thanks sa pagbisita sa site ko.

    nakakatawa ang kwento mo, may naalala tuloy akong joke:

    mister, dahan-dahang lumakad sa likod ng misis at tinakpan ang mata: nges hu!?!?!

    Misis: may pa-nges-hu nges-hu ka pa dyan, eh ikaw lang naman ngongo dito!

    ha! ha!

    have a great day! πŸ™‚

  9. raft3r,
    it is new and to add to that new word my sisters and i had a blast saying curses in ngongo last night para madagdagan ang ngongo vocabulary namin.

    kulot,
    di na nga ako nakasagot sa katatawa eh!

    my Man,
    LOL at nagcomment po siya para tumawa LOL

    vhincent,
    nako di ko lam yung joke na yun!

    snglguy,
    oo nga pati nga musang eh pareho sa kanila LOL kaso magkaiba yung meaning ng munyeta satin at sa kanila LOL

    ceemee,
    naloka talaga ako sa kaniya. loko ang nagturo sa kaniya, or ngongo.

    joyfulchicken,
    LOL np ngongo naman nga yata talaga eh! LOL

    K,
    ang layo naman ng p sa k sa keyboard! madami naman ang hindi talaga makaget sa on-line gaming K katulad ng madami din na hindi makaget sa blogging. dati ayoko din ng on-line gaming nung high school but look at me now LOL kung kelan tumanda dun na addict.

  10. Hehe, ngongo nga siguro. But mind you, maraming salita sa Malay na pareho sa Tagalog. Their “Anak”, for one, is the same as our “Anak”.At ang baboy sa atin sa kanila, babi ang tawag.

  11. ah bka nga ngo ngo ung kaibigan nya….
    ahahahahaha
    di ba nga nmn munyeta!
    sna cnbi mu munyeta k dn ….hahahahahahahahahaha

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